We are Siamese, if you please.
We are Siamese if you don’t please!
We are former residents of Siam
There are no finer cats than we am

We are Siamese with very dainty claws
Please observing paws containing dainty claws
Now we lookin’ over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

Do you seeing that thing swimming round and round?
Maybe we could reaching in and make it drown.
If we sneaking up upon it carefully,
There will be a head for you, a tail for me!

Do you hear what I hear?
Ahhhhrr… a baby cry!
Where we finding baby
There are milk nearby!
If we look in baby buggy
There could be
Plenty milk for you,
And also some for me.